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Sunday, March 9, 2008, 9:49 AM
just not to lose to the dam active sec1 squad blog, being the sec2s and a singaporean, we should update our blog as soon as possible.have something to ask all of you, can we standardize our canned food and all buy hot dogs. then we would have 54 cans of hotdogs. woo,i hate baked beans.
disclaimer: what you would read later on, might send you shivering with cold.
this is a joke for the lads.
it is believed that beer contains female hormones by drinking enough beer, mean turn into women. to test the theory, 100men drank eight pints of beer each within an hour. it was then observed that 100 percent of the test subjects....
1. argued over nothing
2. refused to apoogise when obviously wrong
3. gained weight.
4. talked excessively without making sense.
5. became overly emotional
6. couldnt drive
7. failed to think rationally
8.had to sit down while urinating.
no further testing was necessary.
Q.how can you delay milk from turning sour?
A. keep it in the cow.
Q. which is more talkative:kopi or bread?
A. bread- because bread talk,but kopitiam
"dirty joke"
Some students in medical school had to do some gynae work. a young man whose hokkien was horrible had to examine this old lady. he was using his finger to check her female organ for bumps. he wanted to know if she was experiencing discomfort, so he asked. " ahma, le song boh? [hokkien for 'does that feel good']?
"dumb blonde joke"
a lawyer and a blonde were sitting next to each other on a plane. the lawyear was bored, so he looked at the cute blonde and decided to ask her to play a game with him. she wasnt very enthusiastic, so the lawyer made her an irresistible offer - every time she couldnt answer his question; she had to pay him five bucks. and thinking he was dam smart,he said that if he couldnt answer her question, he would give her a hundred. she said "okay". his first question was " whats the distance from earth to the nearest star?" she looked at him, blinked her eyes and gvave him five ucks. then it was her turn, so she asked " what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with for?" he was stunned because he couldnt believe he couldn answer the question. fustrated, he finally exclaimed " i give up! " then he paid her the hundred dollars. as she was putting the money into her pocket, he asked," so what's the answer to your question?" she looked at him, blinked, and gave him five bucks.
ok thats enough, who cares whether you like it or not. because i love them, hahaha. anyway, let's plan for a squad outing. and most probably during mid years, cause WE HAVE A PLAN. hahahahahahaha. we meaning the potty, meaning me xinyi jeanette kamy and sili.
and please note that the sec1squad and daniel has a blog. do feel free to visit them anytime anywhere anyhow. internet is free in a sense.
from dearest waiting[:
who's gonna meet her darling wuzun later.