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Wednesday, February 6, 2008, 11:24 AM
HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR to my dearest squad.and everyone go for the malaysia fieldtrip in march!
for me if i go its the first time that i would go overseas, oh so sad luh. im such a loyal singaporean even though i have like so many laogongs from other countries.
this post is to crap, and ya. the blogskin will be changed soon and how would you know? you will know when you see that it has changed. WAHAHAHA. ok thats lame. how about some lame jokes, some said by daniel and some by me.
1st joke:
once upon a time, not too far away, this china man named ADIAO (say in cheena accent) moved to a district which has many angmohs living there. one morning, when ADIAO went to work, a jogging angmoh said to him " GOOD MORNING! " ADIAO thought that angmoh was calling him, but since his name was not GOOD MORNING, he did not reply. this carried on for a few days and everytime the angmoh said " GOOD MORNING! ", ADIAO WOULD REPLY " 我叫阿雕!" (say in cheena accent). ADIAO was pissed one day and he finally asked his friend who knew english, what is GOODMORNING, so his friend told him that good morning means 早安. the following when ADIAO went to work, he saw the angmoh again. and ADIAO said "GOODMORNING! "but this time round, the angmoh said "我叫阿雕!"
if you do not understand this joke, you should go and bang the wall.
2nd joke:
i am now telling you a joke about an ocean. ok, nevermind this is too deep for you.
3rd joke( heard from daniel ):
once upon a time, there were 3 pandas on a tree. the first panda jumped down the tree why?* then the second panda jumped down the tree why?** then the third panda jumped down the tree why?*** in the end the tree fell why?****
* it wanted to
** it followed the first panda
*** it thought they were playing a game
**** it thought it was a panda
4th joke:
i have 5 apples on my left hand and 3 oranges on my right hand. what do i have?*
* BIGHANDS
5th joke:
why do white sheeps eat more than black sheeps?
* cause there were more white sheeps than black sheeps.
6th joke:
mantou and char siew bao went to watch a movie. mantou did not cry and char siew bao cried, why?*
char siew bao and lian rong bun went to watch movie, char siew bao cried and lian rong bun laughed why?**
* charsiew bao had FEELINGAH~
** char siew bao and lianrong bao have different FEELINGAH~
GLADLY BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR DEAREST SEC2 SQUADMATE NG WAI TING! [: 阿宅!
dong chiang dong chiang dong chiang.
i say 阿宅! you say GO!
阿宅! GO! 阿宅! GO! 阿宅! 阿宅! 阿宅! GO! GO! GO!